Words Women Use:

A Little Humor and Some Good Advice.............

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut the fuck up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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>3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
>and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
>usually end in fine.
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>4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!
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>5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
>often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
>idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
>with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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>6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
>can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
>before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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>7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
>you're welcome.
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>8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!
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>9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
>this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
>is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
>wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
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>Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
>avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you
>know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.