A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and
forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Italian customer grabs the
hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation!
He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.
One of the tellers is looking straight at him. The robber walks over
and calmly shoots him in the head.
Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.
"Dida anyone elsa see a my face?" calls the robber.
There follows a tense silence. Then an elderly Italian gent, looking
down, tentatively raises his hand and says:
"I tinka my wifa may have caughta glimpse"
On the walls of Facebook's Palo Alto (Calif.) headquarters hang multiple prints of Rene Magritte's painting The Son of Man. The company's execs see the image of a man's face obscured by a green apple as a metaphor for the millions who surf the Web anonymously. "Part of what Facebook is trying to do is help people take the apple away," says Chris Cox, the company's vice-president for product.
Facebook has good reasons to push people to be up front about who they are online. As the world's largest social networking site, it stands to reap a fortune if it can help customize advertising and product pitches to the characteristics of each user. But many people are reluctant to share personal information on the Web. They're particularly concerned about entrusting their identities to companies such as Facebook, which seeks to profit from the information it collects. "Fundamentally, Facebook is a business," says Kaliya Hamlin, co-founder of the Internet Identity Workshop advocacy group. "Their business is about monetizing the people in their network."
Almost any online activity leaves traces of your identity, from a Google search (what you're looking for) to an Amazon.com visit (what you're buying). Yet there's no widely accepted identity standard online--the equivalent of a driver's license or Social Security number. Facebook wants to change that by creating a digital calling card that could be used to identify people pretty much wherever they go on the Web. To help in the effort, in August Facebook hired one of the pioneers of online identification. David Recordon co-founded OpenID Foundation, a nonprofit group that maintains a set of open standards for Web identity. He plans to apply the foundation's principles of openness and transparency to Facebook. Already, the social network lets new users register with their name and password from Google's Gmail service, and Recordon says similar arrangements with other companies are in the works. "Standards are the plumbing layer of the Internet," says the 23-year-old. "For them to be successful they have to be freely shared."
Facebook argues that most services on the Web become more useful when they know something about users. One early example is Facebook Connect, a program that lets users log into their profile and interact with Facebook friends on more than 80,000 Web sites. When people sign in to YouTube with Facebook Connect, the video site highlights clips their friends enjoyed. For President Barack Obama's inauguration, CNN let online viewers use Facebook Connect to chat with others watching the ceremony. Almost 60 million of the social network's 350 million users have signed up for Facebook Connect in the year since it was introduced.
Facebook Connect is also integrated into Web-connected devices, including Apple's iPhone and Microsoft's Xbox gaming console. The technology lets friends play games and catch up with each other while they're away from the PC. Facebook expects that as a greater variety of devices connect to the Net, users will see even more benefit. For example, you may soon be able to get in your car and tell the GPS to direct you to a person, rather than an address. "That kind of disruptive change can apply to a lot of different industries," says Bret Taylor, who works on Facebook Connect.
Such changes may also help companies profit from Facebook's data. On Dec. 2, Yahoo! announced a partnership with Facebook that will let users of the social network identify themselves on Yahoo sites and share articles, photos, and other content with friends. In part of the agreement that was not announced, Yahoo intends to tap Facebook user data to place display ads targeted to individuals on its own pages, according to a source familiar with the plan. In theory, this means advertisers will be able to pay Yahoo to get ads in front of a specific demographic group, such as women from California, if the users have shared their Facebook credentials with the site.
Those are the kinds of deals that make privacy advocates and individuals skittish. Facebook is already a big business, with estimated revenues of $500 million in 2009, and financial pressures are likely to grow as it considers an initial public offering. Facebook sparked an uproar this month when it made a series of changes to its privacy settings, including revoking the ability of users to hide their name, gender, profile picture, and hometown from anyone who views their profile. It also gave Facebook Connect partners access to the same information. The changes "reduced flexibility and control for users over their privacy in a myriad of ways," says Kevin Bankston, an attorney for the nonprofit Electronic Frontier Foundation.
Recordon's old friends at OpenID are raising warning flags, too. Chris Messina, a board member at the nonprofit, concedes his group's technology isn't as easy to use as Facebook's, but says Web sites should continue to support OpenID since Facebook may prioritize profits over privacy. "It's just too soon to let Facebook determine the future of identity on the Web," he says.
Facebook says it doesn't want to monopolize the development of identity technology. And Recordon claims that competition from companies such as Google will help push everyone to come up with ways to protect privacy while also helping people reap the benefits of sharing their identity. It's still so early, he says, "innovation is important."
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To Catch a Twitterer
Can one go incognito in the Digital Age? Wired's Evan Ratliff took a fake identity and went missing in August.
A $5,000 reward lured a group of amateur gumshoes to find him using traces he left on Facebook, Twitter, and other sites. An entrepreneur in Seattle nabbed him in less than a month. Ratliff writes about it in the December Wired.
To view the story: http://bx.businessweek.com/data-protection-and-privacy/reference/
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
Decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car
Well it never gets any easier even as we are all "grown up" On Wed morning 2/10/2010 I lost my Pal James "Jiggs" Kovin. I use the term Pal because thats how my friend always referred to me as his Pal.My man Jiggs brought back that word Pal out of retirement and made it a word of value again Whe we met almost 9 years ago to the date I knew this was a good man, He was my friend, my mentor also as he always said he was my anger management guru....And he was lol...When ever he would walk into the house he would always greet me the same "Hows my man pots and pans...It became are regular saying along with some of the other nicknames he came up for me along with the crazy eyetie...We spent 9 great years together and building ourselfs quite a group of friends along the way.All of who always smiled when he came in the room.In life you get to meet a very few people like Jiggs and I realized what a great addition to my life he had become.My man you will never be forgotten as you were my PAL and loved you very much. Now my pal its time for you to rest and know you left a mark on the people that you have touched along the way even more than you could have ever figured.So rest in peace my friend and thank you for being you.....................Love always....... your man pots and pans
This is a foundation of Angels, When I met the Founder Dr. Joanne Cacciatore 7 yrs ago at a memorial candle ceremony, I felt like there were others who understood!,Such a warm and caring person, Truly a marvelous Women, Please let me share this wonderful organization with you....
The MISS Foundation is a 501 (c) 3, volunteer based organization committed to providing crisis support and long term aid to families after the death of a child from any cause. MISS also participates in legislative and advocacy issues, community engagement and volunteerism, and culturally competent, multidisciplinary, education opportunities.
A Message from Dr. Joanne Cacciatore, Founder
Welcome to the MISS Foundation's online support site. If you are a family member experiencing the death of a child, we extend our deepest empathy. There simply are not words to express the depth of the sorrow...we are here to share the pain and we want you to know that we will walk with you.
There is so much to learn and see in the MISS Foundation website. In addition to the online support site, we also have face-to-face support groups in certain areas. The "Families" section contains current and back issues of our award-winning newsletter, MISSing Angels, as well as our online support groups, a place to find face-to-face support or information on beginning your own MISS Foundation Support Chapter, and even a downloadable funeral planner.
The online "Forums" contain 27 online support groups with thousands of members and we welcome you to join our online community.
In our professionals section,there is information on our workshops and speakers available to present in your facility about many topics relating to child death.
And there is so much more information contained in our pages...take your time and browse. Feel free to ask questions and know that there is no greater tragedy than the death of a child. You do not walk alone.
Joanne Cacciatore, PhD, MSW, FT
About MISS
More than 120,000 children die every year in the United States. Of those, more than 80% die before their first birthday...
The MISS Foundation is a nonprofit corporation committed to helping families discover hope and eventually heal from the trauma of a child's death.
More information on the MISS Foundation visit our information packet link:
http://www.missfoundation.org/news/mediakit/index.html
Vision
That our programs will serve to strengthen families and communities when a child has died, and that through education and research, we will help to reduce the number of child deaths. No family should have to endure the pain of a child family member's death alone: The MISS Foundation is committed to building interdisciplinary communities that provide long-term support to families after a child's death. We are committed to the memory of the children who lived, who died, and who continue- even in death- to matter.
"A community of sorrow is the strongest community of all."
Memorial Donations
You may make a memorial donation in memory of a child. Acknowledgements will be listed in the MISSing Angels Newsletter and acknowledgement memorial cards sent. The monies will be used for our Emergency Services program, which provides free literature, books, and support group brochures to families who have experienced the death of their child. You can sponsor an entire Emergency Packet. We will also include a Kindness Project card signed in honor of your child or grandchild.
Memorial Donations or Emergency Packet Sponsors can send their gift to:
MISS Foundation- Memorial Donations
P.O. Box 5333
Peoria, Arizona 85385-5333
Or Donate Online
All donations are tax deductible
To contact the MISS Foundation:
International Office
1.623.979.1000
1.623.979.1001 fax
Toll Free in the U.S.
888 455-MISS (6477)
Written inquiries:
PO Box 5333
Peoria, Arizona 85385-5333
Email:
info@missfoundation.org
To all my Italian friends and family, and a few who are not - Enjoy! ...and if you're from Chicago,
Brooklyn , New Jersey, "The Hill" in St. Louis, or Federal Hill, RI, you'll really appreciate this!
Eye -Talian
Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because Italians hate all witnesses.
Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said
TO NY
You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds,
shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit
two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant,
travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners
You only get one good shave from a di sposable razor.
If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9",
it is presumed his Mother had an affair.
There were more tha n 28 people in your bridal party.
You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . . .
Your grandfather had a fig tree.
You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00 .
Christmas Eve . . . only fish.
Your mom's meatballs are the best.
You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.
You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."
You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."
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