Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.  
Q.  Where does an Irish family go on  vacation?
A.   A different bar.  
Q.  What did the Chinese couple name  their tan, curly-haired baby?
A.  Sum Ting Wong .  
Q.  What do you call it when an Italian  has one arm shorter than the other?
A.     A speech impediment.    
Q.  Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans  on Star Trek ?
A.     Because they're not  going to work in the future either.  
Q.  Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck  schools use the car only on
Mondays , Wednesdays and Fridays?
A.  Because on Tuesday and  Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.  
Q.  What's the difference between a  southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.  The southern zoo has a  description of the animal along with a recipe.  
Q  How do you get a sweet little  80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A.    Get another sweet little  80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'  
Q.  What's the difference between a  northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A.   A northern fairytale begins,  ...'Once upon a time...'  
      A southern fairytale begins,  ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
Q..   Why doesn't Mexico have an  Olympic team?
A.      Because all the Mexicans who  can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
  OH  shut up ... just pass it on!.....



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